Acrostically speaking, we don't like the Vice President
|Here it is, as composed by Inkhorn, Simplicius, Bardiac and me: the most vicious fake Renaissance acrostic epigram ever ever written about our Vice President (I took the liberty of standarizing our English).|
D estroy all formes of life, thou demon spawne!
I nterr trew logick's spirit under lawne.
C ut down the honest critick in blind rage;
K eep bloodie doves imprison’d in a cage.
C ringing subordinates and flatterie
H ave separated you from realitie.
E atinge children, except your gaye daughter;
N ot Mary, goe send ye reste to slaughter.
E v'ry friend's afeared to hunt for byrdes neare
Y ou; and loyal cronies know gaol to feare!
Seriously: this is pretty good. Gets nicely insane at line 7, I think. We should do some more.